Overheard

"I am so glad I pushed the wrong button you are best thing that happened to me today"

Mother and son at lunch

Son, "Of course I will take care of you when you get older, I will help you. What you mean help you literally. No, I didn't mean that, no, no, not that  . . . actually help you, no . . . I meant financially."        

On the radio:

On average, chronologically, January 3 is the coldest day of the year