Found on Board of Wisdom:

Slogans for Women's T-shirts

8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
16. And your point is...?
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

You laugh at me cuz I'm different. I laugh at you cuz you're all the same.
- some t-shirt company

 I'll try being nicer when you try being smarter.
- on one my t-shirts

Live your life so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral.
- a shirt

You say I'm lazy,
I say I'm on energy-saving mode.

 Sometimes, "The Majority" only means that all the fools are on the same side
- t-shirt