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Calories (noun) Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

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Deja Moo: The Feeling You've Heard This Bull Before

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I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK, they know me here